Randy Liedtke created this Bloody Mary that’s so awesomely over-the-top it clearly belongs in our Department of Outrageously Overindulgent Bloody Marys.
The cocktail is garnished with one footlong sub, four pieces of fried chicken, one entire pepperoni pizza, two double cheeseburgers, onion ring, french fries, garlic bread, pickles, olives, onions, one whole lemon, one whole lime, jalapeños, and last but not least, a second Bloody Mary.
Don’t send me a bouquet of flowers, send me this
|—||Elie Wiesel (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)|
|—||Porphyria R’lyeh. (via sonder-inpravda)|
I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”
This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day
this card was w;;ritten by a robot with zero knowledge of human interaction
the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv