Photos that capture now.

freshest-tittymilk:

girlinfourcolors:

archiemcphee:

Randy Liedtke created this Bloody Mary that’s so awesomely over-the-top it clearly belongs in our Department of Outrageously Overindulgent Bloody Marys.

The cocktail is garnished with one footlong sub, four pieces of fried chicken, one entire pepperoni pizza, two double cheeseburgers, onion ring, french fries, garlic bread, pickles, olives, onions, one whole lemon, one whole lime, jalapeños, and last but not least, a second Bloody Mary.

Want.

Don’t send me a bouquet of flowers, send me this

Ok…

Night is purer than day; it is better for thinking and loving and dreaming. At night everything is more intense, more true. The echo of words that have been spoken during the day takes on a new and deeper meaning.
Elie Wiesel (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.
Porphyria R’lyeh.  (via sonder-inpravda)
If I were really really ridiculously wealthy, I wouldn’t buy a mansion, just tiny apartments in every city I love.
Mara Wilson (via perfect)

Exactly what I’ve always said

(via kittykatiswhereitsat)

Perfect.

sportsgoth:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

this card was w;;ritten by a robot with zero knowledge of human interaction

sportsgoth:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

this card was w;;ritten by a robot with zero knowledge of human interaction

telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

deviantart:

Nothing is true; everything is bacon pancakes

Adventurer’s Creed by SHARK-E

deviantart:

Nothing is true; everything is bacon pancakes

Adventurer’s Creed by SHARK-E